Oh man I think I really messed up this time. I thought I was so clever, holding out on Mom and Dad with the Giggle Embargo. Its been what, eight whole days now that I’ve held out? I was starting to feel all Smug. But then, I discovered something horrible.

You see, yesterday I rolled over. All by myself. Yeah, I know. Its a Milestone. Mom and Dad had a conniption and even video-taped the whole thing. I was throwing Mom another bone, or so I thought. Then Mom pulls out the baby book and jotted something down. Later on I snuck out with my flashlight to see what she had written, and my little heart sank as I read this:

Oh my god. You see what it says? In this order: “Slept through the Night, Grinned, GIGGLED, Rolled Over.” Well now that I’ve rolled over, can I go back to Giggle? Or am I all messed up now that I skipped a step? Am I destined for a life of SILENT GRINNING? Please tell me it’s not true. Not to mention I’ve never slept through the night! I didn’t even know that was possible!?? Please. I’ll do anything to undo this horrible mess. Maybe I need some help to jump start the giggles, I’m done with the Embargo, I promise. Is there anything that can help me Giggle?!

xoxo

-Tess