As my regular readers know, I was less than thrilled with my Bumbo baby chair. Not only did it cramp my style, the non-stop parties and trips to the beach they promised me never materialized.

Now, someone other than Mom and Dad has filed suit against my favorite company: Baby Einstein. Apparently, their videos won’t make me a Baby Einstein after all - it was all false advertising. Dad says he expected nothing less from Disney.

The good news is that Dad stopped trying to turn me from a Geometry person into a Calculus person. The bad news is that my only source of entertainment now is listening to him sing the alphabet song twenty times a day.