I’ve only recently discovered the severity of the Anti-Infant Bias in the blogosphere. I thought it was isolated to the Internets. What a sad underestimation that is.

Turns out the anti-infant bias spills over into the criminal justice system. That’s right, there are infants everywhere being unjustly incarcerated. Not just me.

You see I visited my friend Jason last weekend. And guess what? He’s in the clink too.

His crime, you ask? Who knows. There’s so much bureaucracy in this system, we could reach puberty before we even know the nature of his charges.

I’ve been sneaking into my Dad’s office at night to read up on it in his law books, and I think I’ve figured out a plan. Any lawyers out there who can help me file a writ of babieas corpus? If so, call me!

xoxo
-Tess